- Q: Where do baby ghosts
go during the day?
.A: Dayscare centers.
- Q. What do you get when
you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
- Q. What kind of mistakes
do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
- Q: What does a ghost eat
for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
- Q: Where do ghosts go on
vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
- .Q. What's a ghosts
favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
- Q: Where do ghosts buy
their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
- Q: Where do ghosts mail
their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
- Q: What's a ghosts
favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
- Q: What kind of street
does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !
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- Q: What's the ratio
of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
- Q: How do you mend a
broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
- Q: Who won the skeleton
beauty contest?
A: No body
- Q: What do skeletons say
before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
- Q: When does a skeleton
laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
- Q: Why didn't the
skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.
- Q: What did the skeleton
say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
- Q: What did the skeleton
say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!
- Q: Why are graveyards so
noisy ?
A: Beacause of all the coffin !
- Q: Where do mummies go
for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
- Q: Why was the mummy so
tense?
A: He was all wound up.
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